Okay, that's misleading. There are no free beans to be had here, so don't look for a contest. And this isn't even an amusing story about me obtaining free beans.
No, it's an apron. (Well, what did you expect? It's Monday!) The apron was free, which makes it awesome. And it was a promotion from a seller of canned beans. So it bears the Hanover logo and that makes it kitschy, which is a retro word for awesome.
Here is a picture of the free bean apron, as modeled by me and photographed by one of my children. Enjoy.