It's a tea towel.
The only reason this qualifies as an apron is that someone sewed some ties to it to enable the wearing as such. But not gracefully. Unless you are shaped like a column. I refused to post a modeling picture of this one, but trust me...it makes one look that way regardless of natural body shape. It's unflattering and uncomfortable.
But it gets the job done, so I guess it counts. Frankly, the only reason this one is in my collection is because it was part of a "lot" that I acquired from an estate sale.