The idea of what it means to be patriotic, and how those feelings might be best expressed, seems to be rather fluid, especially lately. So I could be wrong. This could be exactly what I'm missing. But somehow I think it falls more under the heading of "You're Doing it Wrong".
Sing with me now! "The only one who'll hang out with me / Is my dear old GrandDad..."
True, this apron-slash-billboard does lack a U.S. flag. But the sentiment...oh, the sentiment. It's the spirit of America!! When I think of America, you can be damn sure that the first emotion that's stirred in my heart requires the liberal celebration of (and with) some Kentucky bourbon. Woo!